Fore-Boobies: Navigating the Hilarious Hazards of Golf Swings

Fore-Boobies: Navigating the Hilarious Hazards of Golf Swings

Greetings, fellow golf enthusiasts! Today, I'm spilling the beans on a side-splitting journey through the peculiar world of women golfers with big boobs, making even the most awkward situations downright hilarious.

Hey ladies, if you're blessed with an un-squash-down-able chest, you're probably nodding along. When you bring your arms together to grip the club, there are two noticeable obstacles – whether you're maneuvering over, under, or giving them a gentle squeeze. Believe me, I've been there. Imagine this: my boobs occasionally decided to throw a little interference party during my backswing, causing chaos in my range of motion. This got me thinking – how do you smoothly pull off a golf swing while acknowledging this reality? 

The Smaller-Chested Women:

Next to you is the “smaller-chested woman” and she proudly boasts, "No problem for me!" You know that person…so, what do you do in the meantime, cut your boobs off? Um, that’s a big no for me bro.

So, let's get down to the nitty-gritty – my simple spiel for females facing this unique challenge, I say listen to golf pro Kathy Wood Hart: REST, SQUEEZE, or go HIGH-LOW.


Rest your upper arms on top of your breasts. It might sound comfy, but it's not ideal – it rounds your shoulders and can hurt your boobs. Plus, it puts your arms in a weird position.


Place your arms on either side of your breasts and squeeze to straighten them at address. Not horrible, but you're a bit trapped on the takeaway – not a repeatable or favorable move.


For right-handed golfers, take the inside of your left upper arm and place it on top of the outside third of your left breast (HIGH). Make sure there's some clearance – you don't want to strain. Let your right arm hang on the side of your right breast (LOW). No interference on the backswing, and it keeps things relaxed.

And, as a breast cancer survivor, here is your reminder to schedule your annual mammogram – after all, laughter and breast health go hand in hand on the fairway! ⛳🤣🍈 #GolfBoobHumor #Fore-Boobies #FairwayLaughs"

Cure the Shanks, Raise Awareness!

Stacy & Cary

Back to blog

Leave a comment

Please note, comments need to be approved before they are published.