“BIRDIE JUICE: IT’S NOT A SWING TIP, IT’S A LIFESTYLE”

Let’s clear one thing up: when we say “take a shot,” we don’t mean with your 7-iron.
We mean birdie juice. A sacred ritual. A celebratory sip. A reason to carry a flask in your golf bag like it’s a clutch at brunch.

Because golf with the girls isn’t just about the scorecard. It’s about moments—the kind that are best toasted with tequila.

🍹What Exactly Is Birdie Juice?

Birdie juice is the little reward you give yourself (or your squad) after sinking a birdie—or, let’s be honest, a par, a decent bogey, or simply hitting the ball forward.

It can be:

• A chilled mini bottle of Fireball (spicy gal energy)
  

• A splash of rosé in your tumbler
  

• Vodka, tequila, or something questionable someone brought in their golf bag shaped like a lipstick
  

Whatever it is, it lives in your side pocket and comes out when the moment calls for celebration. Or hydration. Or both.

🥂The Unwritten Rules of Birdie Juice

1. Always Share.
   Golf is not a solo sport when birdie juice is involved. If you made the putt, your girl on the cart path better be sippin’ too.
   
   

2. Do NOT Take It Before Hole 3.
   You can… but just know that 15 holes of Fireball and chaos await you. Choose your journey wisely.
   
   

3. Mark the Occasion.
   A toast to the birdie. A laugh. Maybe a photo. Maybe a TikTok that you’ll regret later. That’s the juice magic.
   
   

4. BYOBJ (Bring Your Own Birdie Juice).
   Don’t be the one always mooching off someone else’s mini bottles. Respect the flask. Be the friend who stocks up pre-round like a professional.
   
   

👯♀️Why It’s Better With Your Girls

Taking birdie juice with your girlfriends hits different. It’s the buzz of support, laughter, and the shared joy of a perfectly shanked shot that somehow still made it to the green.
You cheer each other on. You drink when you birdie. You drink when you triple. Sometimes you drink just because your new skort has pockets. 🎉

✨ Because at the end of the day, birdie juice isn’t just about alcohol—it’s about connection.

💁♀️Hot Tips from the Birdie Juice Club:

• Flask in the bag. Shot glass optional.
  

• Pre-freeze mini bottles in the hotel mini fridge the night before.
  

• Don’t bring Fireball to a summer round unless you’re into warm cinnamon regret.
  

• Dress the part. Because if you’re going to toast with tequila, your skort better match your spirit. Literally.
  

Final Toast:

To the birdies, bogeys, and everything in between.
To girlfriends, golf carts, and the kind of buzz that comes from more than just a good swing.

Long live birdie juice. May your drives be straight, your putts be pure, and your flask always full.

Tag your favorite birdie juice buddy.
Or better yet—surprise her with a round and a new Shanks polo.
 Because nothing pairs better with tequila than a killer outfit and a confident swing.

Want a shanky “birdie bottle?” We have them, click here!🍹👚